Monday, October 7, 2013

Easy explanation for the "Shut-Down" brutality

Many people are aghast at the brutality of the B.O. Administrations actions during this so-called "Shut-Down".  Open-air memorials closed and blockaded, elder Americans whose homes sit on federal land (of which there is all too much anyway), the shutting down of memorials on foreign soil (such as Normandy, which even Barry, who is notoriously ignorant of geography, should know is in France), even attempts to cut off recreational and fishing access to stretches of ocean -- all these seem brutal even for King Rat himself.  Why should they do such things?

Well, it isn't just meanness, although that certainly is part of it.  The Demoncrats have to make these actions as painful as possible, not only because this way their RoboMedia will blame the Republicans no matter how clearly the tracks of the beasts lead to the Dems' lair, but also because if they made these cuts any way other than brutally the people would catch on to the fact that their country is in fact running not only cheaper but better without 800,000 superfluous federal employees looking for ways to make their lives costly, complicated, and down-right miserable.

Why, the American people might actually realize that non-essential operations of the federal government are functions that need to be shut down, and their employees need to find more suitable jobs, many of which involve paper hats.

(Quick quiz -- From what famous document is this sentence drawn?

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

I'll give you a hint -- this document used to be taught in American schools.  Don't let me down!)

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